Five A Day – How To Survive Like A Boss

In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Five a Day.”

Let’s get one thing out of the way. In a recent discussion with Dr. Haji, I had only three words to describe what I would require in a situation like this. I only needed two: Just McGyver


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1) Protein bars from Snow Piercer

This would allow me to receive everything my body needs with the advantage of four foods left to request.

2) Clean Water? Is that an option? If it is, then give it to me, duh.

3) Breath Mints – If there is anything I learned from Fresh Prince Of Bel Air, it’s that in a survival/containment situation, breath mints are good to have. Plus if the Snow Piercer protein bars taste as good as they look, Ima need to freshen my mouth for sanity reasons, not a fan of after-tastes.

4) Ms. Kim’s Gimbap – This Korean style sushi has it all. Good flavor, vitamins and memories. Plus, if it’s my mom’s version as requested, then she might be somewhere on the island! WHICH increases my chance of escape if we could collaborate for just a minute!

Korean seaweed rice rolls (Gimbap: 김밥)

5) Michele Bachmann – Yes, I would request her as a food. This might be my last chance to rid the world of crazy evil, it’s the least I could do while stranded. So, I would eat her. She looks like she tastes nutty.

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