My Date With Dr. Steven Brule: Taco Broats Recipe

I’ve always wanted to sit down with Dr. Steven Brule and have a chat over tacos. Are you familiar with him? Steve is the host of “Check It Out” On Public Access Television and as a celebrity, he manages to keep cool and humble….always dishing out news concerning health, life and pleasure.

Dr. Steve Brule, Host of Check It Out. #1 mentor in my life.

Dr. Steve Brule, Host of Check It Out. #1 mentor in my life.

The Date

I know Steve really likes tacos, especially guacamo. He is also a fan of seafood shrimp (bugs) and canned hash. So, for our date, I decided to make tacos, but I find them utterly irritating. I hate when you load up your taco with tomatoes, corn, onions, lettuce and other deliciousness and watch everything fall apart just inches from consumption. It’s worse than hunks! So I found this cool recipe that solves this problem! Check It Out! You can get all the instructions from Joyously Domestic, or just look at my quick overview below.

Taco Broats Recipe

1. After spraying both sides of 12 tortilla shells with olive oil, I loaded them up in the oven, set at 375 degrees.

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The shells just need to dangle like a dingus for a while.

2. After 7 minutes, I took them out and piled on taco meat and cheese. Then back in the oven for 7 more minutes.

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3. Done!

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Beautiful, braby taco broats!

Then, I had another problem solving recipe in mind that I invented myself! No, really it’s awesome, check it out!

Dr. Steve Brule Wierd REACTION GIF

Taco Coleslaw Recipe

Put tons of little veggies in a slaw so none of the stuff falls onto your face!

Here’s what you need:

  • Bag of shredded cabbage
  • A small can of corn
  • A small can of chopped black olives
  • Chopped green onions
  • Chopped cilantro (as much a you want, I don’t care)
  • 2 TB freshly squeezed lime juice
  • 2 TB apple cider vinegar
  • 1/2 Cup mayonnaise
  • 1/2 Cup sour cream
  • 1/2 brick light cream cheese

Just mix all this stuff together, then you have the perfect topping for your tacos. It has everything in it, and it all stays put. Stop messin’ around with that other junk.

Ending Our Date

Stevo and I talked about our friends Hippie Joel and Liz possibly making the cutest babies in the world. We played tickles, discussed our mothers and our love for baby broys. He’s such a fascinating guy. The tacos were great, Steve was amazing and this was the best date I’ve ever had.

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